cheerhealer | voicemail

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"Leave a message after the beep."

[ Also accepted: texts, emails, creepy cryptic messages, video calls, instant messaging, and picture mail. ]

ok? i think youre telling the wrong person

Telling you what?

that you smell like sex and rock climbing

That's wrong. I don't smell like rock climbing. I don't even know what that smells like.

well that was what you said when you texted me

I don't think so.

yeah you did

Maybe I meant to type cock climbing.

did you?

Well, I've never climbed any rocks.

uh ok?