voicemail

[cheerhealer]

"Leave a message after the beep." 

[ Also accepted: texts, emails, creepy cryptic messages, video calls, instant messaging, and picture mail. ]

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[worldhaditsway]

How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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[cheerhealer]

Excuse me?

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[worldhaditsway]

... NV virus. I really can't be blamed for that.

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[cheerhealer]

right.

btw, if you have the ask that question, it's probably too soon

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[worldhaditsway]

I can't think of a situation where I would ever ask that question.

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[cheerhealer]

good. i can't either but i guess anything's possible